Apocalyptic Mom

posted April 10, 2009


by Katryna

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  2. I think there’s a secret school designed for mothers to learn how to worry.

    Bill Cosby has a routine in which he describes fathers in the middle of the night: (picture Cosby with his eyes closed), “ZZZZZZZZ (snore, grunt) ZZZZ.”

    Then he does mothers in the middle of the night: (picture Cosby as a mom, sitting up in bed, eyes looking left, then right, then left again.)

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